User:Rofl Lobster

When I'm not DMing I'm probably forgetting to stat encounters or fix loot tables. I can't count the number of times I've realized the party *should* have made more money doing something and just said 'Eh'.

I'm terrible for assuming my party can handle hard puzzles / fights.

"Nahh I can't keep doing that accent. Well, hang on a sec." -DM

"Amelia kind of goes over to you Cam, and uh, roll perception for me. *Whistles* Well she seemed to whisper something but you didn't hear it." -DM

"I'm going to turn aside to where it's like I'm looking at her and I'm just going to wink." - Cam